Do you want to work with Reach Technology Group? Here's what we're looking for...
Must work long hours.
Accepts payment in the form of mojitos and coconuts.
Must not be likely to be searched for if missing for 48 hours.
No family is a plus.
Must be capable of prolonging sleep for weeks.
Must be motivated by heavy criticism.
Able to read bed time stories is a plus.
A sense of humor is important too.